Everyone loves a good joke, right? Their ability to lift my spirits is a sure sign that I adore them.
This joke is as ancient as time itself, and that's saying something. I like it every time I hear it, regardless of how many times.
A man's arrival home from work was sooner than anticipated. He saw his wife gasping for oxygen as he made her way upstairs and found her laying flat on the bed.
He goes up to her, all worried, and wants to know what she's up to.
She spells out her words slowly. "Um," she says. "Um... I My heart is about to explode!
